February 2011
introducing, neveralone guy.
madiarghhox:
When people care about other people's eyebrows.
imaydodge:
FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear...
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
I can out eat you.
itsfuckingnicole:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
i fucking love those days where you just feel sexy...
pokingsmot:
and you’re just like ugh yes. best feeling
January 2011
SMH SO TRUE!!!
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.